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• Day 40: BP only says 'top kill' try continues

  Sat May 29, 2010
  • BP wants to slow this leak, naturally, because they're losing money. But stopping it altogether? I don't think so. I'm sure that they're hoping to re-start the drilling in future. Why not drop explosives down the hole and cause it to collapse in on itself?

• Cheney leaves hospital after 'mild' heart attack

  Wed Feb 24, 2010
  • Well, I guess this solves the question of whether there's a God or not! Darth Cheney's still with us. I wonder how many of his parts are still the originals?

• Palin e-mails reveal a powerful ‘first dude’

  Fri Feb 5, 2010
  • The fact that this 'dude' works in the shadows is pretty disturbing. As equally disturbing as Sarah Palin's popularity. What's happened to this country? The woman's a moron, and there are actually people that want her to be president!

• Great Debate: What does it mean to be French?

  Wed Nov 25, 2009
  • Their finances DID make our revolution possible, although I've heard that it was for devious reasons; meaning that they thought that by helping us, they might gain another foot-hold in America.

• 10-time All-Star Iverson reportedly will retire

  Wed Nov 25, 2009
  • Good move, considering that he's the T.O. of the NBA!

• It’s a boy? Disappointment plagues some moms

  Fri Nov 13, 2009
  • Get over it, ladies! There's a war on. Two wars! This always happens during war-time. It's nature's compensation.

• 'Harry Potter' star Radcliffe denies smoking pot

  Fri Nov 13, 2009
  • Slow news day in Britain? A friend in Liverpool sent me a Guardian story that says that dogs and cats, and pets in general, are the cause of global warming! What else can I say?

• Obama hints at Pacific Rim free-trade pact

  Thu Nov 12, 2009
  • I'm afraid one must fear China's success when it drains the life from the United States! How many more jobs will be lost after this trip? Perhaps it wasn't such a good idea for Nixon to go originally, after all.

• Obama hints at Pacific Rim free-trade pact

  Thu Nov 12, 2009
  • I'm afraid one must fear China's success when it drains the life from the United States! How many more jobs will be lost after this trip? Perhaps it wasn't such a good idea for Nixon to go originally.